Sam the Sniper: " I Can't Believe Hillary Saw Us!"

Sam the Sniper "Hides" in a Tree

A sniper has emerged to corroborate Hillary Clinton's sniper story from last month. "She's right; I was there," Sam Sniper said in a published statement. "I am just not a very good shot. I stink, really. But that's OK, I like Hillary more than Mr. Obama. She has the experience. Obama is not ready to govern at this level yet."

The Obama camp had no comment on Sam Sniper's comment.